I've Been At Work For Three Hours.......

"McMike" (mcmike) 10/11/2016 at 10:00 • Filed to: None

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And no one has noticed that I’m Ken Bone yet.

S65 > McMike 10/11/2016 at 10:03

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who’s “Ken Bone”?

EL_ULY > McMike 10/11/2016 at 10:03

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As soon as you Sharpie in the mustache doe....

Also, that gilded flag

TheHondaBro > McMike 10/11/2016 at 10:03

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I’m getting a Ken Boner for Ken Bone.

Rico > McMike 10/11/2016 at 10:05

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The hero America needs!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheHondaBro 10/11/2016 at 10:06

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Take your little plastic mound and get a room.

EL_ULY > S65 10/11/2016 at 10:09

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THIS

Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > McMike 10/11/2016 at 10:12

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Sweater is not cable knit, doesn’t count.

Wobbles the Mind > McMike 10/11/2016 at 10:22

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You Ken Bone me anytime!

Dusty Ventures > McMike 10/11/2016 at 10:24

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Try adding mustache

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > McMike 10/11/2016 at 10:24

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not fat enough, no mustache.

Fucking poser! YOU CANNOT BE A NATIONAL TREASURE!!!

McMike > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 10/11/2016 at 10:28

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This was the best I could do before I left the house this morning.

I even ate two breakfasts.

McMike > Dusty Ventures 10/11/2016 at 10:32

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I tried, but could not grow one in time. Check back at 5:00,
I’m trying.

LongbowMkII > McMike 10/11/2016 at 10:34

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Get a white tie faker.

Tekamul > LongbowMkII 10/11/2016 at 10:52

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That tie really made the look.

MonkeePuzzle > McMike 10/11/2016 at 10:59

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mustache issue resolved

McMike > MonkeePuzzle 10/11/2016 at 11:18

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Awesome. Now add 30 lbs and fix my hairline.

TheHondaBro > McMike 10/11/2016 at 11:21

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This isn’t a free salon get out of here!

PS9 > McMike 10/11/2016 at 11:33

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McMike = Joe Scarborough?!

McMike > TheHondaBro 10/11/2016 at 11:44

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I realize I don’t have an appointment. I’ll just wait here for the first available.

MonkeePuzzle > McMike 10/11/2016 at 11:45

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as you wish

this grainy image makes for some perfect mspainttomfoolery

McMike > MonkeePuzzle 10/11/2016 at 11:57

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I said fix my hairline, not set me on fire at the Nürburgring

MonkeePuzzle > McMike 10/11/2016 at 12:00

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DAMN!

XJDano > McMike 10/11/2016 at 12:36

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Did you even try on your olive suit first and rip the ass out?

McMike > XJDano 10/11/2016 at 13:11

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This is going to take a LOT more McGriddles than I thought.

TheHondaBro > McMike 10/11/2016 at 13:15

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Set you on fire at Sebring?

McMike > TheHondaBro 10/11/2016 at 13:47

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Better than in the Sebring.

MonkeePuzzle > McMike 10/11/2016 at 15:11

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I just assumed if it was about hairline modification you’d be thinking more Lewis Hamilton than Niki Lauder.

#blessed ?

McMike > MonkeePuzzle 10/11/2016 at 15:17

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#BONED

Dusty Ventures > McMike 10/11/2016 at 15:45

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If you can’t grow it fast enough try acquiring hair from elsewhere and making a lip toupee